I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
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i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
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His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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