People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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