It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
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walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
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Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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