So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
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I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
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Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I am naked and annoyed.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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