i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
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I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
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Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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