i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Found the puke drawer
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
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Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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