One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
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sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
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Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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