do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
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Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
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She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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