So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
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she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
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At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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