Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
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He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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