Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
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You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
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We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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