hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
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Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
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Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
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I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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