Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
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Life is so much better after having sex.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
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I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
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