I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
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We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
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I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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