well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
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Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
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So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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