got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
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every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
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just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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