you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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