So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
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i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
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Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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