Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
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shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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