She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
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You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
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Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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