But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
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he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
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bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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