i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
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Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
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They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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