What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
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I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
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Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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