did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
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the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
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I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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