It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
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Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
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Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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