i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
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I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
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I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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