did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
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Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I'm just crazy horny about you
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These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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