am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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