love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
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I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
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I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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