Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
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I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
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Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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