I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
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Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
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I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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