You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
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just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
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I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
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