I wanna bring you to show and tell
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize