a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
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He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
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He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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