I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
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Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
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Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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