I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
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Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
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just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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