I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
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Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
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Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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