Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
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ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
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I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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