He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
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She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
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First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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