Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
My ATM looks so different sober.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
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I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
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She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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