another moral hangover. fuck.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
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I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
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I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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