yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
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i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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