They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
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dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
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I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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