Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
okay pat passed out under dana's car
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
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just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
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pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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