do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
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We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
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Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
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