It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
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Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
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I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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