Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
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I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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