I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
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New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
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Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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