oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
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Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
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Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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