You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
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the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
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theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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